FARTS...............

So much to look forward to after RNY!!!  (snicker)    Thanks for the laugh.
Margaret

I am afraid I have brought my coworkers to tears a few times. Mine are very quiet but unfortunately deadly. I keep forgetting to take some Gasx before going to work. Luckily they re not a daily occurance.

Next time try this.....

You work up a good one in the car, let it go....AND, wait for it....lock the windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Fun for you-not so much for your passengers!  Good payback for those you owe one to.  Mmwwaahahahaha!!!!
 

oh  oh  oh...how about a "covered wagon" for the hubby.  When he has pissed me off (we never go to bed angry)...I will just about poop under the covers and slam the covers up and over his head and "lock'em down"....it wakes him up choke'n... BUWAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHH

Married life is grand!!!!
Dawn

You are I are too much alike!! Great minds think alike though!  

Ok true story, Me and my family went to our favorite Japanese Hibachi place where they cut up and cook everything in front of you. Now mind you this was pre sx so I was on lots of meds and they were tearing me up bigtime. So anyway we had our salad w/asain dressing, we had out soup with the little slices of mushrooms, we're deep in the performance of the main dish being cooked and out of no where my shart makes a performance of it's own. Yep I stand straight up and start heading towards the door. I look at my daughter with complete horror and motion for her to bring my purse all the while with every step the problem is getting worse. We get a blanket outta the trunk for me to sit on and we go home. Now it was a cold day and I'm humiliated even if it is just my family but I cheered right up when I realized that the only way I'm going in my house is after I hose my self off in the back yard. You got it, I literally stripped down and hosed off in my own back yard behind the bushes. Streaked in the house and headed to the shower. Wonder if they'll remember me after I loose a bunch of weight. I'd love to go back but hadn't since.