Disgusting yet hilarious but not at that time.....
a friend i havent seen in about two years came by to see me today and she had wls about a year and a half ago. We had a nice light lunch and decided to go for a workout. She warned me that she has ran out of Devrom and had gas. Hubby drove us over to the gym and on the way there lo and behold OMFG down came the windows and my head was out of there as fast as I could get it. HOLY Crap wtf died in here?!?!?!?!?!
We hear snickering and snorting comeing from the backseat and I turn around and she is back there gasping for air she was laughing so hard.
DH asked her WTF she had done. I literally felt like an idiot because she has warned me but I was the one who originally insisted we go to workout. We have a mustang so that means TWO and only TWO windows.
Yup she had ripped a fart. I now know what a WLS post-op fart smells like. I WILL be ordering devrom in the next few weeks. I am NOT subjecting my DH to that, no matter how bad he ****** me off.
P.S she did apologize and even bought me a chocolate, pb2 and banana smoothie aftrwards. But NEVER again am I gunna take her to a workout if she tells me she had been out of Devrom.
We hear snickering and snorting comeing from the backseat and I turn around and she is back there gasping for air she was laughing so hard.
DH asked her WTF she had done. I literally felt like an idiot because she has warned me but I was the one who originally insisted we go to workout. We have a mustang so that means TWO and only TWO windows.
Yup she had ripped a fart. I now know what a WLS post-op fart smells like. I WILL be ordering devrom in the next few weeks. I am NOT subjecting my DH to that, no matter how bad he ****** me off.
P.S she did apologize and even bought me a chocolate, pb2 and banana smoothie aftrwards. But NEVER again am I gunna take her to a workout if she tells me she had been out of Devrom.
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I think my farts smell the same now as they did pre-op. I don't think I fart any more now than I did pre-op, either.
Kelly
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There is a spray you can buy that smells like farts? What will they think of next?
Kelly
Please note: I AM NOT A DOCTOR. If you want medical advice, talk to your doctor. Whatever I post, there is probably some surgeon or other health care provider somewhere that disagrees with me. If you want to know what your surgeon thinks, then ask him or her. Check out my blog.
Ditto what Kelly said. Mine is no more frequent or pungent than before... (although I do get gas more easily if I eat too many carbs since having my gallbladder out). Did she by any chance have DS instead of RNY (they sometimes have significant issues with gas)?
Lora
Lora
14 years out; 190 pounds lost, 165 pound loss maintained
You don't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.
Especially after too many SF Life-Savers! 
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I am so gunna avoid any SF candy, gum, syrups (as in for pancakes), and I already know MILK cuz i already am lactose intolerant. I do not want the sugar alcohol gas. HELLLLLLZ no
As a single person we make but a whisper, as a crowd we make a roar. A friend.
"I never claimed to be an expert at such matters, but I am an expert at giving my opinion."- My dad
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