I miss my butt, so I ordered a new one off the internet.
What I actually ordered was several different things. I will let you know how well they work/how good they look.
The first thing I ordered was a butt bra. I think it's actually called the Double Zero butt bra or something. Anyway, it's like a tummy tucking girdle thingy with the butt cheeks missing. Your tushy is pushed up and out of the holes. With my luck, my loose butt skin will simply flop out of the back and hang there like a couple of water balloons half filled with pudding, but, I'll let you know. (link: http://www.lovemybubbles.com/OBrief.shtml )
I have also ordered a couple of sets of underwear that are padded in both the butt AND the hips. It's sad, I know.. but, seriously.. I got NOTHING going on in my pants. Well, ok.. nothing that looks good in jeans, anyway.
I have been wearing these 2.5 lbs weights around my ankles while I am at work. They are comfortable and, after a short time, I don't even notice I have them on... until I take them off, that is. Then I feel like I can fly. That's good fun after a 10 hour day. LOL. I figure it can't hurt, right? It might actually help to build up my leg/hip/butt muscles a bit.
Last, but not least, I purchased (for $6.99 at Ross) a "Total Door Gym". (That's right, baby... Mama spared NO expense!!). It's a set of resistance bands that connects to the top and bottom of your door with clamps. You shut the door after attaching the clamps and, with any luck, you don't get smacked in the face with the clamps during your workout.. assuming, of course, that your kids don't come running through the door while you're working out to see why mom is grunting like an ape. The original plan was to hook it to my office door at work and use it during my lunch break, but the door at work is too thick. >.< So, I am about to get off my flat ass and hook it up to my bedroom door. Wish me luck. I will be posting either a review on this product later, or a picture of my black eye if I don't get the clamps right.
Wish me luck!
The first thing I ordered was a butt bra. I think it's actually called the Double Zero butt bra or something. Anyway, it's like a tummy tucking girdle thingy with the butt cheeks missing. Your tushy is pushed up and out of the holes. With my luck, my loose butt skin will simply flop out of the back and hang there like a couple of water balloons half filled with pudding, but, I'll let you know. (link: http://www.lovemybubbles.com/OBrief.shtml )
I have also ordered a couple of sets of underwear that are padded in both the butt AND the hips. It's sad, I know.. but, seriously.. I got NOTHING going on in my pants. Well, ok.. nothing that looks good in jeans, anyway.
I have been wearing these 2.5 lbs weights around my ankles while I am at work. They are comfortable and, after a short time, I don't even notice I have them on... until I take them off, that is. Then I feel like I can fly. That's good fun after a 10 hour day. LOL. I figure it can't hurt, right? It might actually help to build up my leg/hip/butt muscles a bit.
Last, but not least, I purchased (for $6.99 at Ross) a "Total Door Gym". (That's right, baby... Mama spared NO expense!!). It's a set of resistance bands that connects to the top and bottom of your door with clamps. You shut the door after attaching the clamps and, with any luck, you don't get smacked in the face with the clamps during your workout.. assuming, of course, that your kids don't come running through the door while you're working out to see why mom is grunting like an ape. The original plan was to hook it to my office door at work and use it during my lunch break, but the door at work is too thick. >.< So, I am about to get off my flat ass and hook it up to my bedroom door. Wish me luck. I will be posting either a review on this product later, or a picture of my black eye if I don't get the clamps right.
Wish me luck!
Friend, this is my 2nd day on OH and I must admit that your post truly made me laugh out loud! Thank you for the honesty of your situation and what might be to come for the rest of us! You have made a rather serious fact funny . . . and we ALL need a good laugh on a daily basis!
I'll be looking forward to additional posts M*****ie L. so please don't give up your posting time to exercise! Hope to see you on the flip side . . . and I don't mean that literally!
P.S. How far is Petaluma from San Diego, one of my MOST favorite places in the U.S.?
I'll be looking forward to additional posts M*****ie L. so please don't give up your posting time to exercise! Hope to see you on the flip side . . . and I don't mean that literally!
P.S. How far is Petaluma from San Diego, one of my MOST favorite places in the U.S.? 
I bought myself a few butts, too. I got the booty pop, which is pretty useless and something that came from Hong Kong. Note to self. When ordering from Hong Kong, small means small. I never thought I would see the day that I would be trying to add padding to my body to make it appear bigger.
I saw the butt bra thing but my poor, empty sacks of wrinkled skin would not look very good pushed out of any holes. I think it would resemble play dough being squeezed in a vice.
I saw the butt bra thing but my poor, empty sacks of wrinkled skin would not look very good pushed out of any holes. I think it would resemble play dough being squeezed in a vice.
WLS 10/28/2002 Revision 7/23/2010
High Weight (2002) 240 Revision Weight (2010) 220 Current Weight 115.
Tazz, you are BRILLIANT!! I will form an entirely new butt out of Play-doh!!! It's MUCH firmer than what I have going on now and I can do it in all sorts of fun colors.
On second thought, I am afraid that after I sat on it a few times, it would look exactly like what I have now. *sigh* back to the drawing board.
On second thought, I am afraid that after I sat on it a few times, it would look exactly like what I have now. *sigh* back to the drawing board.
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