You know You've had Weight Loss Surgery When...

dkasten
on 1/14/13 5:36 am - SD

OH YES!!! thank you very much for posting this!! I really needed a laugh today too! LOVE the reference to the nipples.. ( I so miss my boobs!)

                
Debbie W.
on 1/14/13 5:40 am
RNY on 12/11/12

Sitting here giggling!  Thanks for sharing Martha wink

    

Dee.spunk
on 1/14/13 6:46 am - Sacramento, CA
I'm totally saving this! Lol!
"...wonder where they went bra" Freaking hilarious!

Height:5'1.5 RNY:11/30/11 HW:307 SW:234 CW:136 GW:140 (LOST 73 Lbs. PRE-OP)

 


 

artroxy blue
on 1/14/13 7:21 am - MA
RNY on 08/14/12

I love the one about your ass looking like a mudslide! Haha!

                       

    
MultiMom
on 1/14/13 7:38 am - NH

****I didn't write this!!!!****** I have no idea who did or I would have credited them.

My two favorites are "The scale at Walmart no longer says 'one at a time please'" or "They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of Life to extricate you from a turnstyle,"

They are surely laughable! 

Martha enlightened

High 250/Consult Weight 245/Surgery 205/Now 109
Height 5'4.5" BMI 18.4
In maintenance since June 2009

Kenyatta W.
on 1/14/13 7:49 am - Indianapolis, IN
RNY on 01/07/13

 LMAO OH MY GOODNESS!!!! MY FAV WAS "WHEN YOU CAN CROSS YOUR LEGS, BOTH OF THEM" LOL

~Kenyatta"....Nothing never changes itself, Unless YOU make it...."
   

                          HW: 305 SW: 272 CW: 150  GW: 150

              BMI Finally in Over Weight range..... ECSTATIC!!!!!

                    

 

 

                                                                              

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

    

    

   

        

   

   

    

    

   

   

        

        

    

scarlettbegonias
on 1/14/13 8:20 am - Australia
RNY on 10/19/12

This is gold! Thanks for the giggle with my coffee Martha!!

Band placed April '08 four years of hell-Band removed may '12~Non VSG July 26 '12. All went to hell~RNY on the 19th october '12~Leak & infection 26th october '12 ~infection 24th November '12, 2 weeks hospital~infection 25th dec '12 4 days ~30/5/13 hernia repair 4 days~hw120/sw/115/gw/58kg

    

OH2012
on 1/14/13 9:12 am - OH

So funny and yet so true!!

Thanks, I needed that!!

catwomandd
on 1/14/13 9:15 am

SO hilarious!  Four weeks out and I am finding some of these things true already.

Pants I bought at a consignment shop last week to "tide me over" are already too big, and I was JUST telling my husband "wow! this large Wendy's Chili is going to be FOUR meals for me"  lol

this, thanks for sharing!

Deb

RNY 12/14/2012    HW:  303, SW 269

    

healthy-rickfan1971
on 1/14/13 11:09 am

Thank you so much for the laughs, that cracked me up.

        
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