You know you have had RNY when??

Add your funny/good ones here...

-Afraid anything i eat/drink will not agree with me i.e dumping! Today for the first time i bought a mexican bowl ... beans, chicken, sour cream, and a little mozz cheese. I am petrified to try it but it's full of protein and smells yummy.

-A fart doesn't always mean JUST a fart.

-Your stomach makes so much noise it could interrupt a whole room of people.

Talking about bad gas, the size and consistency of bowel movements is not considered rude.  It's polite dinner conversation!!

When you make mad passionate whoopee with your partner and the "applause" you hear is not your partner praising you it is your own skin flapping during the event!

 

LOL!! That is HYSTERICAL!!! And sadly, true!

HA HA HA!

LOL!! I like yours!!

 

1- when your hand stops waving, but your arm still goes on!!

2- When you have the walking farts like some old lady! poot-poot-poot!

3- When you feel like you could eat a horse, and after two or three bites, your body tells you "that is enough, don't put ONE more bite in here!! "

When a protein bar replaces your candy bar!

When the scale is both your friend and your enemy

When for the first time in a long time you can bend over to tie your shoes.

When people you know but have seen in awhile don't  recognize you.

When you are not ashamed to shake your booty  when exercising

 

oh and when you post more posts  and read more post on this website then you do on twitter or facebook

When non ops eat and you wonder where they are putting all that food.

When you will gladly tell anyone your weight and enjoy their disbelief because you look lighter than you are.

When you make can fit behind the steering wheel without Crisco's assistance.

When you go into any old store and find tons if stuff that fits.

When you go to a restaurant and order something so small and yet you know it will be more than you could eat, but you know the waiter is going to think you are bizarre for your order and that you won't finish anyway.

HA!!  THIS ONE!!  I go out weekly with friends and the waiters all think something is the matter either with me or their selections :)