Do Your Post-op Farts Stink?

So this thread is hilarious!!!!!  lol

And to add to that, mine stink something fierce!  Even the dog looks at me funny lol

The old lady told the doctor she wanted help with her farting problem.

Doctor, you are not going to believe this, but my farts don't make any noise and they don't smell.  I am farting all the time, but nobody knows it, because they are silent and have no smell.  Why I am farting up a storm right now and nobody can tell. 

The doctor gave her some medicine and asked her to come back the next week. The next week the lady told the doctor that the medicine had made her farts smell horrible.  They are no longer odorless, but as least they are still silent.

The doctor said, Good, now that we have that sinus problem cleared up, we can start doing something for your hearing.

I'm not very gassy. Mine smell like sweet broccoli. It's weird. I definitely try harder not to fart around people, especially since it's sometimes a little messy. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "don't trust a fart".

Thank you Katie.  I thought I was the only one suffering from "messy" farts sometimes.