When did your pouch embarrass you?

I always laugh when mine does it.It reminds me of the one Seinfield where Jerry makes his belly button talk. I know silly.But usually my body starts growling when I go to bed.I always say the Loch ness monster is inside me or an alien.

Bwahahaha!!! Love this! Petunia (my pouch) talks ALLLLLL the time! The most embarassing, by FAR- was the first time my hubby and I were intimate after surgery. I was still on liquid diet and liquids always make Petunia more talkative than usual. We have eight kiddos so sxy-time always has to be quiet time, so here we are-sneaking in some kissy-face and all of a sudden, Petunia pipes in and decides to talk about god only knows what (politics, weather, the price of tea on the dark side of the moon) but WHATEVER she was talking about, it was LOUD and just wouldn't stop. Finally, we just had to stop because we were laughing so hard postulating what in the world my pouch was going on about. Ended up being the absolute most entertaining conversation between the two of us all year long!!! HAHAHA we still joke about Petunia's romance-shattering conversations! Totally embarassing

Poppy

I lead large scale conversations with senior executives on three continents and mine has been so loud it has been audible on the conference call. Thankfully, people do not know who to attribute it to and generally there is a funny comment about it being dinner time 'somewhere' on the planet, but egad! I put the phone on mute once I have given my portion of the presentation and only unmute to faciliate a discussion or confirm a point or request an admin capture an action item. 

Today I was in WHBM shopping and my stomach was giving a live concert and the woman in the dressing room next to me told her husband to eat something so his stomach would be quiet, lol!