Jus rapt ate a short rib. It's stuck. Anything I can do? Aaauughhh!

Chewable papaya enzyme tablets sold in drugstores, GNC, or maybe a Walmart.  I have read meat tenderizer, like Adolf's tenderizer may work, sold in grocery stores.  Lastly, try drinking a bit of Coca-Cola. 

Thank you. I think the worst is over. That was fun!

Yes, but lesson learned huh?  LOL  Been there!

I'm not sure what I did....ate too fast?

If something got stuck, I assume you didn't chew well enough.  You swallowed a piece that was too big to easily fit through the stoma, the opening between the pouch and small intestine.

I was told to cut meat to the size of your pinky finger nail.

Yes..that is super small.

Pretend you are a scientist (or a surgeon) microdisecting tissue (or cutting out tumors and polyops out of a colon).

The fantasy keeps me busy for the whole meal.

Ha ha! Good idea!!