3 months already **** where does the time go???

 Damn…. Its like having a baby one day its swaddled up on your chest and your reveling in the smell of sour breast milk and the next your watching her make out with some shaggy haired hipster in your front yard… (Aim higher Alanna)
Today is 3 months since my VSG and life feels weirdly normal. There is really not a lot thought that even has to go into it at this point… I mean was there really ever? Its been stupidly simple and for that I am grateful to the weight loss gods… I refer to them as chunky and slimjim. 

I swore Id not get caught up in numbers, for those of you who don't know… I am ******g LIAR!!!!
Caught up doesn't even begin to describe me at the moment… who the **** loses 49 pounds??? I mean am I happy with the loss? You bet your moms ass I am ….but 49… an even 50 would have garnered much better bragging rights…FML. 
I am beyond happy with my weight loss but it is a weird process to get your head around. I mean one minute your life **** thats a ton of weight… and then next you feel exactly the same and have to remind yourself you no longer need to go get tent sized panties in the basement of the department store where they hide the fatty girl clothes. I feel like "damn I weigh 180"…. 50 pounds… wait, wait, 49 pounds ago I would have been like ohhh Ill be happy there… and now Im like Oh **** all that!!!! So heres to another 3 months… and perhaps a more even loss! I am aiming for 30 pounds in these three months. I have yet to have a stall and am hoping to keep it that way but only time will tell my friends.. only time will tell…
If you're on the fence jump the **** off… if you're on a bridge… stay put.
Hugs, kisses and even numbers,
Jen

Numbers! I think everyone gets caught up in the numbers! 49lbs in 3 months is awesome! You should be to goal in no time! Congrats and Thanks for the stimulating post, loved every bit!

 Hi I am Amy and I just highjacked Jens Computer!  Jen looks so freaking amazing and whats even more amazing is she has the best personality!!  So Jen, get caught up in this number babe! 10!!! You are in numbers that PERFECT EVEN NUMBER 10 (10 being the best) top notch beautiful!  Your bestie

Oh great, now Jen's gone crazy. Multiple personalities and **** Look out!

 LOL…. Oh Amy is real trust that… and not the best employee ever… obviously hahaha

Hint.....go "drop a deuce"  you'll lose that extra pound!     You're doing great!  Comgrats.....on 3 months down!

 As soon as I get the urge I will go drop the kids off at the pool! 

Your'e probably going to get a ton of "49 lbs in 3 months is awesome" replies (which it is) so all I'll say is that you're still smack dab in the middle of the first six months honeymoon phase.  You are driven and motivated and there is no doubt in my mind that you are going to get where you want to be with this.  Keep on truckin', baby!

Oh Jenn.. Your so subdued!
Why not tell us how you really feel? Congratulations on your fantastic success.
I love your posts. Please keep 'em coming!... Craig

You are toooooo funny Jenn!! You're doing great and as long as you keep working those pounds will come off.