NSV.... Rappers, boot leg CDs and falling panties...

So I took a trip to Valley Fair tonight (the mall) to get the raybans I decided I earned for enrolling two new kids last week in the same day. I hit up Nordstrom first and got them… and then was somehow lured to Macys where I found a lot of **** I didn't know I needed… Anyone wanna dance? I have a new dress….
Onto the NSVs:
So two black kids… and by kids I mean like 19 year olds, they're wearing huge chains… have golden shiny teeth and walk with a limp ( I am so not kidding) Ive spent enough time in Compton to know these were not real hoods… they probably attend Bellarmine Prep school… So they walk up and mutter something… Im like "ehhhhh???" and he pulls out some CDs in clear unmarked cases and asks if Id like to buy one. I say "no thank you". He then says"Miss Miss" I turn around and he says "Are you single" I kind of ignore him, I know these sales ploys… I keep walking when he runs up behind me and asks " Are you single?!?!" I smile and say "no, sorry" He asks again "No really are you single" I said "Really Im married and have 3 kids… and am 30 years old" He looks surprised says "oh, you're hot" and runs off as fast as he can with his pants hanging clearly under his ass and his shoes that look 14 sizes too big.
Why did I enjoy this… I don't know but it was ******g amazing…. As I am walking away I feel something slithering on my ass… Im wearing a long maxi dress and think at first… its my new darker toned friend… no such luck.. its my panties falling off… I catch them like at my ******g knee before the whole mall sees my aqua colored lance undies… It sucked …..but… it means they're getting big… and there only a Large…
WOOOWOOO
I had to hike up my panties in front of the whole mall… it felt damn good!!!! Well not that good I was a lil over eager and gave myself a killer wedgie but at least that held the undies in place till I got to the car.

hahaha  love it,   baggy pants and baggy undies,  yahoo,  i need some smaller undies too!! jeani

funny story and super cool about the baggie panties.. You are getting smaller!  yeahhh!

Awesome

Ahh! I love it!

that is too funny.  good for you.

Nothing like hiking up the panties in public. lol. Awesome work Jenn.

I've been a member for quite sometime, and this is the first post where after I read the post, it felt like my skin was crawling.  My  personal opinion is your comments were very hurtful and rude.  I don't believe in emphasizing on someone race was necessary.  I come across different people everyday, and I never say white boys/white kids, I just say kids.

darker toned friend???

For the people that thought your story was great, I think they too need to take a class on sensitivity.


Please keep the racial comments off of OH, this site is AWESOME and we would like to keep it this way.

                                                    

I don't think you meant it to come off the way it did but I do agree with Crystal. The reference to the skin color was not cool at all...It actually pissed me off...for me the color reference took away from what could have been a good story....And please I don't want to hear that I'm too sensitive because unless you have been told by an entire city to "go back to Africa" (group incident) or if you have been the only person  followed around in a crowded expensive store (yes I can afford to shop in them), you have absolutely no idea why I feel this way....

Please be considerate of others when stories are written. Let this be a reminder to everybody the preception is everything when you are not relaying something in person.