Oh dried chick peas, why do you hate me......

A step ahead of you, I went to get the link and they are out of stock, but you can get them to send you an email when they are back - 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0049MDROG/ref=rcxsubs_mys2_product _title

 CURSES.

Where is this post you're talking about in the main forum?  Can't find it.

I would say; "Oh Good Bean, what in the heck did you do to these chic peas, to mess them up".   Keep an eye out to see if one of these ingredients doesnt cause the same reaction in other foods;

INGREDIENTS: Roasted chickpeas, evaporated cane juice, spices, coarse salt, lime juice concentrate, gum arabic, expeller-pressed canola oil (non-GMO), Vitamin E

gum or evap. cane juice

 Oh and this pain made me so cranky I actually caused someone on the main board to deactivate. My answer wasn't covered in unicorn crap and bubbles, so she very eloquently told me to "suck it" and she deactivated. I might have called her crazy and told her to eat until she gave herself chest pains, but you know, I was being supportive. 

 I think I want to have your babies.  Oh wait.

We would totally make cute babies, and damn they would be smart too! 

Linky to my cranky post - 

http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/amos/4530383/oysters-for-m others-day/ 

 Wow, that chick was a mess.  

Eating a turkey sandwich while on liquids.

Yeah.

 That's hilarious.....a morbidly obese person, lost 14 pounds on a liquid diet?  Is that even possible?  What a moron!

 After her post about being worried that she had eaten a chip from the bowl she was eating out of I knew I wasn't dealing with someone who was playing with a full deck. That chick is a mess, and with a band, she is just freaking doomed. 

Cranky? Nah... she's obviously an idiot- I was wondering if it was one of those "troll" things, but she's an actual person, huh? Wait, a troll would be much more intelligent than that, don't cha think??
How far out do i need to be to try the dried chick pea? My nut said for nuts to wait until 8-12 weeks since i was a rny revision piece-milled back together then sleeved. I'm uber paranoid that I'm going to pop a staple, stitch or glue, especially after reading my op note- so don't want to pu**** but they do sound tasty!!