F.A.T.T.Y!!!!!

Bf516
on 8/15/12 8:03 pm
 My step daughter showed a pig today at our county fair.
I promised her I would go even though I have severe allergies, dislike the smell, & hate being sweaty lol.
The things we do for our loved ones make me SMH! lol

Now that I set the scene, I had to pee soooooooooo bad that I held it till I couldn't hold it aka jog to the toilet. LOL

What do I see before me?????? a porta-potty!!
UGHHHHHHHH, it's like having to back up (beep beep beep) just to fit in those dang things!!!!

Another FATTY moment brought to you by yours truly!!

  
happyteacher
on 8/15/12 8:10 pm
 YOu know what, I am nearly a bmi and those damn portapotties are still requiring me to do the beep beep beep thing.  Not just a fatty thing, but a amazon woman thing too!  Funny post, made me smile... 

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Bf516
on 8/16/12 6:23 am
Glad I made you smile :)


beep-beep!
diane S.
on 8/15/12 8:21 pm
those things are so horrible no matter what your size. ever notice that when you sit down there is a urinal right by your face!!!  Soon you won't have to back up but porta potties will be no less disgusting.    

hope your daughter did well at the fair. our county fair just started and i love the animal showing events.  diane

      
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Bf516
on 8/16/12 6:26 am
She placed 6th in 1 event & special mention in the sportsmanship.

She cried but like i told her, as I hugged her, it's her first year & will get better.
Even when knocked down & bitten by a pig, she bounced back up like a trooper :)

I sneezed & blew my nose almost the whole time, gotta love allergies (insert sarcastic face). LOL
considering2012
on 8/15/12 9:29 pm
Never used a portable restroom but I commend your courage to even want to deal with a public restroom of any kind.
Bf516
on 8/16/12 6:28 am
It was a gotta go RIGHT now kinda pee lol
vogue
on 8/16/12 5:17 am
VSG on 08/30/12
I suffer from urinary incontinence (hoping it gets better as I lose weight)... I have LOADS Of funny stories about trying to back up to one of those things without touching anything, stepping in anything or breathing while in....
Bf516
on 8/16/12 6:29 am
EXACTLY lol!

No breathing, no touching, no hand washing station, & NEVER let your bottom**** the floor LOL!

Thats too much to keep track of when all you really wanna do is PEE!!!!
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