Dear Protein Shake...

After almost a whole month of liquids I am ready to trade you in for a few bites of a nice beef tenderloin!! Just sayin'!!  

I love liquid diets, they're so awesome, especially the poop explosions, those are terrific. I think my teeth are wondering if they are ever going to be used again! AHH!! A couple more weeks!!  

Yeah, I was pretty tired of protein shakes after five weeks of liquids and mush.

 LOL -- thank you for the visual imagery of the phrase "poop explosion"! 

 I don't remember who said it, but I have stolen it and made it my own... "during the liquid stage, you can never trust a fart" 

ps - whoever did say this, please let me know. I laugh a little every day thanks to you.

 OH, no prob! That's what I'm here for! 

Girl you made me laugh! I can so relate!! And yes never trust a fart! I have found a nice treat tonight.. vitamin water!!! Yay! I am so having hard time getting liquids in and this actually tastes good!

Yes, I hear you. Powerade zero is my best friend. I am trying hard to get to 64 ounces and it's been tough. I think today I'm just going to focus on hydration and less on protein because I was totally feeling dehydrated yesterday.  

So, you have to be getting pretty close to solids, right? You're a week ahead of me!! Hope you get to "eat" soon!!