Dear Sir Mix-A-Lot:

Dear Sir Mix A Lot,

I would like to apologize for not following your requirements.

Your instructions clearly state:

"You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt"

However, for the first time in my life I am losing my butt. It has been with me over 20 years since I was the rip age of 13 years old and for many years I followed your instructions and never lost my butt no matter how hard I worked out. But this morning I put on a size 14 pants (down from a 22) and I have started to realize that I am happy to be losing my butt.

So although it is not the biggest anymore, I will continue to shake it as if I was "Little in the middle but she got much back"

- Me.

 

 

 

love this! 

I  this gurl, rock on!!!!

I love this post!  You just made my day!  I've never had much a butt, but I will always shake it like I have lots of junk in the trunk. 

HAHAHA.  I can so relate.  Always thought I had a ghetto bootie but now it is GONE!!!  Would like to have just a little of it back or lift up what fell to the backsides of my thighs!

Awesome girl!

nice!

Sorry but I miss my assets. I never had boobs, but chile my bum was the business.

Everyday hubby is whining about it being gone. I still have some but it's a sad deflated version.

This made me

I still have my butt...just a smaller version of it...but the shape is still there. I'm often told that I have a 'black girl' bootie...but each person's shape differs depending on ethnic heritage, black or not. Apparently, I have my grandma's big butt and thick English legs. No complaints ever from the hubby in the butt department!

Your a trip - love the humor. As a guy I never understood the whole big butt fascination. A thin healthy athletic looking lady is my preference.