It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me, yeah...

Glad your doing better.  Better for you is something, but you've had the worst go of this than anyone I know.  However your humor will get you through anything.  Mine does well for making anything go better than if I didn't have it.  

My fav warm thing for several days was warm water with honey/agave and lemon.  It kept me hydrated and Jill (my tummy) was not having anything cold, or plain water, or... well you name it she wasn't having it.  But someone on here suggested the thing which grandma's have passed down for years: honey and lemon which fixes most things.