My Butt+These pants=A man's butt!

So...funny things are happening.  I have this one pair of jeans that I bought from Lane Bryant. For those of you who are regulars at that store (The employee's at the store I go to admitted that they call me the "lane Bryant girl"  yeahhh....), its those new pants that are labeled by color...Well I bought these jeans when I was at my highest (367). They had fit great! The last few weeks, Ive had what I will call the best funny wow moments! Exhibit A: Lane Bryant jeans This week, Monday: I'm hiking them up all day...I walk by a big mirror in target and notice that the once modest 'flare' by my calves, now looked like huge bell bottoms..I would have to high kick if you were to see my shoes! This week, Valentines Day: I got dressed up real nice in a new top I bought..I walked through the living room and my family cat calls and whistles...I coo and begin to run up the stairs...The huge bell of "the Jeans" catches on my toes and i fall halfway down the stairs and my jeans are now to my knees... Today: Yes..I wear those jeans THIS much lol   I'm putting on make up..I notice what I look like with these things on, without an over-layering shirt....The waist is so loose it barely touches me and as I turned to the side...IT SAGS IN THE REAR!!!  Total man-butt pants now! Case conclusion? : These things are going to Goodwill! haha!! I am currently 310lbs since my NUT appt tuesday!! Yippeee!!! Just thought I would share these funny moments...They make everything seem like not such a big deal :-) (Also, in reply to some entries I read about fear that the surgery wont work...I feel that way all the time...Then I step on the scale and its down another 10lbs :-) ) -Anne

i can't wait till i have saggy man butt pants!!! congrats on doing great

I think we need to do a 20's Forum clothing exchange! I've got six piles - three feet tall each - of folded clothes that are too big for me now - anywhere from size Large to XXXXL.....I've been saving them for a loser in need...

Goodwill hell woman, sell those suckers on ebay!  They're popular! As a sidenote, I HATED the Right Fit sizing.  It "fit right" for about three second in the store and immediately caused saggy diaper butt after sitting in the car to simply drive to work.  Ugh what a waste of marketing coming up with that line. Anyway, congrats on your wow moment!  That is so cool!  I think you're definitely in need of new clothes!  What size are you in?  I have a whole lot of size 22's that I planned put on eBay soon hehe

Hahaha! Diaper butt!! I agree...the way they engineered those things..I dont get it..Some of them looked like I was a jockey!!! Im in a 22/24!!  Hmmmmm...I think Mike might have striked up a great idea!! WLS clothes exchange!

Well, just let me know.  There's about 15 pieces or more in the whole thing.  Mostly Torrid and Lane Bryant.  I could probably get about 75 for the lot on eBay but I'll cut you the "awesome OH deal" lol  PM me if interested.

LOL.   That's really funny, but also really cool.  Congratulations on the loss!  Looks like you need some new pants