Official angel flapping in! Well, folks, she's 5 days post-op and Whitley's sense of humor is definitely intact, even if her bowels aren't! LOL See, we've got this surgery business all figured out. She thinks Dr. Kothari put her in his "test" group and instead of giving her the lap RNY, Whitley really thinks that the major cause of her gas is from the little alien baby Dr. K put inside her and just made some scratch marks on her belly to maker her look like she'd had the RNY. She says that's why she can't eat sugar or fats because she's really feeding this little alien baby. She feels 10 months pregnant because of the bloating and she's gonna give birth to this alien baby when her body finally allows her to pass gas. She said that I'll find her tonight teetering back and forth on her belly like a teeter totter. Personally, the Weebles song keeps running around in my head...ya know the one I mean: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! ROFLMAO. On a serious note, Whitley has been in alot of pain because of the gas and hasn't been getting much sleep lately on account of it. She's been feeling full all the time and yet we keep pushing her to get her fluids and meds in. She hasn't felt able to eat since she came home from the hospital because the gas makes her nauseous. The Gas-X pills she's taking doesn't seem to be helping. She has been up and walking around the block every night since she's been home. Gotta give her a big congratulations on that! She's smoke-free, sugar-free, alcohol-free, and soon-to-be-fat-free *wink*. I'm soooooo PROUD of her! She's got to be one of the strongest, most courageous women I know and I'm honored to be her angel. If any of you folks have any suggestions on how she can get rid of this gas, barring popping a hole in her and watching her psssssssssssssssst around the room like a deflating balloon, she'd greatly appreciate it! Thanks a million everyone! I'll continue to update on her surgery page until she feels able to pop in (or blow up, whichever comes first LOL).