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Travels with "Luigi" The tale of a woman and her suasage stomac

Apr 02, 2007

Shortly after my surgery, the doctor reveiwed the biopsy results with me.  As it turns out, my stomach is not a banana at all, rather a fiesty and LOUD sausage!  "Luigi" as I call him loves me to death, never lets me stop thinking of him, and frequently lets his presence be known to other people with loud gurguling noises.  He's a little bit of an attention hog, frequently spouting off whenever I spend more than 5 minutes thinking about something else.  Luigi didn't care much for the plane ride home from San Francisco, said it made him feel under pressure and angry. While he's been trying all of the lovely protein products, his favorites seem to be real beef broth, and the Nectar products.  I thought they were to sweet pre-op, but Luigi insists that they are like italian soda.  (Minus the sugar, minus the soda)  I personally love water, but oh no, Mr. Luigi insists that all things warms and thick are better.  I always wanted and italian stallion, but this is ridiculous........................................