Rae's gonna be a loser! Rae's gonna be a loser!
Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nyaaaaa!
Yer almost there. I'm hyped for you! Now go through your check list and make sure you have everything. Back scratcher, slippers, CDs, book, chapstick, whoopie cushion, robe, fake dog doo. The slippers and stuff is for you but the nurses like the fake dog stuff and whoopie cushion. I will be down to do the bariatric shuffle with you probably the day after your surgery.
You ROCK!!!!!!!
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