Definition of a teenager?

God's punishment...for enjoying sex.   


As you slide down the banister of life,

may  the splinters never point the wrong way.

...   
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. 

 I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.  The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

As I've Matured

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think. 

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever!