Nice A$@ !

Dec 09, 2008

I have been really down on myself as of recently. My weight is seemingly not budging, I am visited nightly by the "Wheat Thins" Monster and on top of it all I have just NOT been satisfied by my "non-traditional" Xmas goodies (Cheddar slice anyone?)

So, the other day I decided enough is enough...time to take this lousy attitude out on the road and POUND it out (I've taken up running...though in all honesty I STILL WALK quite a bit more than I run!)

I live in a college town and can usually count on having to "wade" thru student pedestrians before I hit "open concrete." Well, just as I was getting ready to use the crosswalk in front of the University a mob of BOYS came up from behind and waited with me for the light to change. Now, I call them BOYS because in all honesty, (I COULD BE THEy'RE FREAKIN' MOTHER) they could NOT have been a day past twenty. Anyway as I start across and get going I hear what is supposed to be a furtive whisper, "Nice ass." I glanced behind me totally shocked as I come face to face with an adorable, albeit "non-repentant for his comments" BOY and his buddy!

Lousy attitude GONE INSTANTLY! He grinned I grinned his buddy grinned...how's that for some holiday goodwill :) I will NOT be eating Wheat Thins in bed this week, I have a fan (or two?) I wouldn't want to dissappoint!

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