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Look closely... soon there'll be less to see! or Look closely... soon there'll be less of me! Hip, Hip, Who- weigh? My other body's in the astral weight plain. Obesity.com - Weight Loss for Smarties I can see my toes from here! Grin and Bariatric! Autograph this while it's still here. No weigh! Less calories, more taste. (photo of stomach) your'e not the boss of me! Have pouch, will travel. I followed my bliss into this. 3D version to follow    — Sparkles15 H. (posted on July 7, 2002)

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