NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!!

pudgypants
on 12/24/12 8:06 am

Trust a fart!!! I was in the kitchen making my family a wonderful meal that I could not eat (still 2 weeks post op)....I've been farting for the better part of a week and it's been amazing and wonderful!!! I felt one coming on, smiled and let it out.....I LET IT ALL OUT.....I POOPED MY PANTS.....OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, I filled my pants like a 2 year old!!!! devil 

    
  
I am going to FIRE LANE BRYANT!!!     

VSG: 12/10/12  HW: 247   SW: 226   CW: 205.6  GW: 150 

MuttLover
on 12/24/12 8:12 am
VSG on 11/14/12

LOL!  Sorry to laugh at your unfortunate situation!  But I can just imagine myself doing the same thing!

Just be glad you were at home! 

  

Starting weight: 260; Surgery Weight: 250; Month 1: -15.6; Month 2: -11.8; Month 3: -11.4;  Month 4: -7.4  Month 5: -8.6; Month 6: -3; Month 7 -3.8; Month 8 -7; Month 9: stall; Month 10: -4.4; Month 11: - 2.6; Month 12:-3.4

pudgypants
on 12/24/12 8:17 am

Holy cow....it was horrible, than hilarious!!! My husband almost had a heart attack from laughing!!!

    
  
I am going to FIRE LANE BRYANT!!!     

VSG: 12/10/12  HW: 247   SW: 226   CW: 205.6  GW: 150 

ruggie
on 12/24/12 9:07 am - Sacramento, CA

..... I guess it fits your username????

mail

     

Heaviest weight:  310 pounds  (Male, 5'10")

bob-h
on 12/24/12 7:34 pm - Bad Axe, MI
VSG on 10/09/12
On December 24, 2012 at 5:07 PM Pacific Time, ruggie wrote:

..... I guess it fits your username????

mail

That was just cruel.  But sure was funny as hell.      Best one I heard today. Thanks ruggie

  Failure  IS NOT  an Option                  

pudgypants
on 12/25/12 2:37 am

Funny!!!

    
  
I am going to FIRE LANE BRYANT!!!     

VSG: 12/10/12  HW: 247   SW: 226   CW: 205.6  GW: 150 

jarabacoagirl
on 12/24/12 11:21 am
VSG on 12/17/12

It's that liquid diet.  I did the same thing a couple days ago!!!  LOL!!!!!  YUCK RIGHT!!!

HW 302 lbs SW  279.8 lbs.  CW  193.8 lbs   MFP Jarabacoagirl  Preop diets 22.2 lbs, 1st month 21.2 lbs, 2nd month 14.6 lbs,  3rd month 11.2 lbs, 4th month 7 lbs, 5th month 7 lbs, 6th month 6.8 lbs, 7th month 5.2 lbs, 8th month 4.4 lbs 9 and 10th months slowed down didn't record exactly

108.2 lbs lost from highest weight!

 (86.2 lbs of that was lost since surgery date)

pudgypants
on 12/25/12 2:39 am

Horrifying and hilarious all in one!

    
  
I am going to FIRE LANE BRYANT!!!     

VSG: 12/10/12  HW: 247   SW: 226   CW: 205.6  GW: 150 

smashlee
on 12/24/12 11:23 am
VSG on 12/17/12
Tee hee. I've managed not to so that yet BUT my time is coming I'm sure. Once I started farting its like the best feeling ever! I'm just waiting for my turn.
***Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the places and moments that take our breath away. - Anonymous
    
pudgypants
on 12/25/12 2:40 am

Be very careful.....I really thought it was just a little toot....but, NOOOOOO....it was a complete sneak attack!!!

    
  
I am going to FIRE LANE BRYANT!!!     

VSG: 12/10/12  HW: 247   SW: 226   CW: 205.6  GW: 150 

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