WHy do people write subject lines like they're writing for the Enquirer?

LouLou7
on 4/23/11 7:55 am

Yeah, if you start worrying about how quickly you lose, or the stalls, you'll drive yourself crazy.

Your body is going to lose the weight at the speed it wants to - all you can do is stick to the program and enjoy the ride!

Stephanie M.
on 4/24/11 3:51 am

6-7-13 band removed. No revision. Facebook Failed Lapbands and Realize Bands group and WLS-Support for Regain and Revision Group

LouLou7
on 4/23/11 6:02 am

FAT PADS REPLACE I PADS AS TOP SELLERS!

PARS FLACCIDA DISCOVERED IN WETLANDS!

STUDY FINDS FAT PEOPLE EAT TOO MUCH!

Phyllis C.
on 4/23/11 6:12 am

VSG on 04/17/08

SIMULTANIOUS SNEEZING AND FARTING LINKED TO RARE DISEASE!

BIG FOOT MARRIES LADY GAGA!

DONUTS ARE GOOD FOR YOU

Phyllis
"Me agreeing with you doesn't preclude you from being a deviant."

LouLou7
on 4/23/11 6:20 am

FAT CIA AGENT BENDS OVER TOO FAST - BLOWS COVER!!!

DONUTS FOUND TO CAUSE PARS FLACCIDA IN MEN!

WILLS AND KATE CONCEIVE ALIEN LOVE CHILD ON HONEYMOON (now that one I think may be true.....)

Jackie
Multiplepetmom
on 4/23/11 6:30 am

VSG on 08/05/08

WILLS AND KATE CAN'T CONCEIVE OF PARS FLACCIDA!

AUNT LOULOU FOUND IN LOVE NEST WITH GLENN BECK!

FAT PLUMBER REGRETS OFFENSE, COVERS CRACK!

once upon a time I had a group to talk about Binge Eating Disorder, and later one about Clean Eating.

PM me if you are interested in either of these.

size 8, life is great

LouLou7
on 4/23/11 7:25 am

Now Jackie, I wish you hadn't said that about me and Glenn Beck. His wife doesn't know about us, and I promised him I would stay on the DL for now.....

And besides, if Michael Savage finds out I'm not faithful, it'll just kill him. George Will, too.

LouLou the ****

Rated5Scars
on 4/23/11 7:25 am - London, Canada

Every tried combining actual subject lines from different posts?
With no disrespect to the posters or their interests,....

"Remedy for something stuck"..."Girdle help please"

"New to everything"..."College"

"I'd have to kill myself if I had to live like this"..."Nervous"