RNY Zombie apocalypse Survival Rules

I think we should all come up with our own rules for RNYers incase Zombies attack on the 21st... im starting things off with Rule #1

#1 Stock up on Protein

Ok I'll play along
Rule# 2 Vitamins
Rule# 3 Water

Rule #4 Bring your NUT as a Hostage for BAIT!

Can it be anyone that hasn't been supportive?

Personally i'd bring my extremly nosey neighbor as bait

I think in the top five should be the mantra started by our very own Don, on this board:

"Never trust a fart."

I think I know what this means (from experience this week!) :) but can you elaborate?

Use your wildest imagination. And yes, that's what it means.

Ah....I understand perfectly. And I learned that lesson the hard way while still in the hospital.

Well if we become zombies, won't we be eating ALL protein? :) something to think about eh?

Are zombies like vampires?? Never aging, long luscious hair and nails?

I'd go for it....but I'd like to magically go to goal weight if its a zombie apocalypse and all...

I would like a sexier frock than torn sheets though!