Gurgly Wurgly

I haven't really had the gurgles before but my stomach is being heard by anyone within a 5 mile radius.  What do you say to people when you are trying to have a conversation and all you hear is my stomach?

Me:  Your charge is public intoxication , you will be able to see a judge  and the gurgling does not stop.....

 

Anything to make it better? 

 

I don't know if there's anything you can do about the noises your tummy makes, but I usually just say, "I shouldn't have eaten those beans!"

i just make jokes about it. mine still gurgles 15 mo out.