funny fat story. not really but I had to laugh!

Feb 28, 2012

I was sitting on the couch with my love. I started to hoist myself up to go to the restroom. All of a sudden, the tv channel changed. I said, "baby, why did you change the channel?".  He said, "I didn't baby, maybe your ass did! (we always joke around about me sitting on things and not even noticing)". I started looking all around underneath me trying to find the remote. It was no where!! Then, worst thing. He pointed to under my fat roll, there was the remote poking out. It was under my fat roll and I had no idea!!! I was mortified! But a few seconds later, when the ridiculousness of it hit me, I roflmao!!! I told my friend today at work (who's having the lapband soon); only she could appreciate it as much as me. She almost pee'd on herself!! As funny as it was, can't say that I'll miss things like that

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