40lbs OFF! I'm DIVORCING JUNK FOOD!

Nov 17, 2009

I jumped on the scale today and I am 222! I started in March at 262! I am pretty happy about all of it! 

My saving grace has been Sugar Free Fudge Popsical! Walmart 2.50 for 40 of them! I only eat one a day- but it is the best 5 minutes of the day, so yes, I am still in love with that 5 minutes, but other than that I done with food.

My DIVORCE DECREE FROM JUNK FOOD

DEAR JUNK FOOD,
I would like to let you know that we must part ways.
I am very upset at your actions.
The way you don't contribute to the relationship has got to stop.
How you only give me the crap in you is sick.
You only give and never take.
You don't listen to me.
You are never there for me- with all your Empty Promises and Calories.
You don't satisfy me!
You never let me go after just 5 minutes of you- you want too much of my time! 
You just want to sit on the couch with me!
You don't bring out the best in me! 
You say it's glamours to be with you? What a joke! 
That's it.
It's over. I want a divorce.
You are not my "Butterfinger" and I not your "Cream Puff" !
Good Bye!

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