Food Eulogy by Sedonagirl67.. :)

Oct 31, 2010

Sedonagirl67 posted this and it is just a kool thing to read and FUNNY!!

Post Date: 10/31/10 4:52 pm
Last Edit: 10/31/10 5:20 pm
(Tomorrow I start the dreaded liquid diet...)

A Eulogy to Food

Dear Friends, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our beloved partner in life, Food…
Food will be remembered for the good times & bad…
We will never forget how Food comforted us when we were sad…
Or helped us celebrate the happy times in life…
Food was a great pillar in all of our lives…  

However, while Food helped nourish the starving children in Africa and the emaciated sick…
Food also helped kill many of those who went before us…
And so, Dear Friends, we must remember Food not only as the supplement to our joys and as the comforter of sorrows,
But also remembered as the accomplice to Heart Attack (that sneaky assassin!) and Diabetes (that diabolical menace!)…
along with many other murderous, diseased-ridden fiends…  

As we lift our cups of protein, we must leave Food behind…
Knowing that the kingdom of Thintopia waits for us beyond the horizon of Surgery…
Where once again we will be reunited with Food…
But not as Food once was…We will see a better version of Food…
One where Food will no longer be desired in such a big capacity in our lives…
But used in proportion to our needs…
Let us now pray for the Soul of Food, and the Italian, Asian, French, and Greek as well…
That we may stand in the Light of Thintopia forever with Food’s demise… AMEN

 

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