The girls at work gave me a little goodie bag stuffed full of things for the hospital. They told me they knew that I would be out of it, but they wanted to keep my visitors occupied! LOL The card was so cute I couldn't resist, I have to post it!
Top 10 Best Things About Having Surgery
10) You may get to bein one of those cool "operating theatres"
9) At parties, you can show people your scar!
8) It's not every day you get to have your vital signs monitored.
7) Sometimes you get a free shave out of the deal!
6) You don't have to bring anything.
5) You can find out if real doctors are as good-looking as the people who play them on tv.
4) Unlike when you're having a birthday people won't jump our from behind a sofa and shout, "Surprise!"
3) It's fun to lay on a table naked.
2) Having an organ or two removed is an effective way to lose weight.
1) You get to sleep through it!