GAS............

Feb 18, 2011

I read about it, I was told about it, I'm a nurse and KNOW about it, but I totally didn't expect it to be this bad.  ha ha

I can feel it rolling around in my abdominal cavity,  I'm walking, I'm rocking, I'm on my hands and knees praying it will run to the nearest exit.  I was even excited about the epic farts i was going to have after surgery.  Finally I could keep up with my boys in the farting game but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  It's all trapped.  in purgatory. and no matter what i do it's stuck. 

I suppose there could be alot worse things to complicate my life post surgery but hey, a girl can vent right? (Or wish she would)

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