Letter to My Old Stomach

Jan 07, 2011

 

December 25, 2010     Dear Loch Ness Monster,   For the past 13 years, you have given me drama, pain, low self-esteem and depression. I can’t believe how ungrateful you have been to me both physically and emotionally. To feed you, I hid my binge eating disorder to make sure you were taken care of. I put you before anything in this world, even God. And what did you leave me with – nothing! I have no money because you were a financial burden. I’m fat because feeding you led to massive amounts of weight gain. I got stretch marks longer than the equator and cellulite that reminds me of Freddy Kruger’s face. Oh and lets not forget about the clothes in the closet ranging from size 14-26! Who’s going wear that shit now? Do you see what you have caused? You’re such a headache and a big asshole!!! To top it off, I can’t believe it has taken me more than a year to get you out of me. I had to fight the insurance company, I had to fight The University of Chicago, and I had to fight the fight just to fight. But now that 2011 is here, you are gone forever. I am no longer at your mercy. Peace, you little bastard!   Sincerely,     Your Avenger

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