Sharing the poo smell with the neighbors
Reminds me of an idea that crossed my mind once, while I was riding in my car while being particularly gassy. 
My car is equipped with a factory "panic button" on the dash for security. You can hit the button and it puts up all the windows and closes the sunroof simultaneiously.
I thought about maybe having the panic button reverse-wired to function as a DS panic button -- If I am carrying a passenger and I pass gas I can then hit the button to open all the windows and the sunroof at the same time to head off a potentially-embarrassing situation!
My car is equipped with a factory "panic button" on the dash for security. You can hit the button and it puts up all the windows and closes the sunroof simultaneiously.
I thought about maybe having the panic button reverse-wired to function as a DS panic button -- If I am carrying a passenger and I pass gas I can then hit the button to open all the windows and the sunroof at the same time to head off a potentially-embarrassing situation!
Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "
HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )
colene
on 2/9/09 2:44 pm
on 2/9/09 2:44 pm
Following my sons last highschool football game a few years ago I volunteered to take him and a few friends out for the end of the season dinner...on our way the boys were joking and horsing around and laughing at one of the others who had passed gas on the bus enroute to the game when one of the boys commented that he had never smelled anything let alone anyone so rank in all of his life...when out of the blue my son popped up and stated loudly well my mom could out do anyone in a farting contest at any given day.......I just wanted to drop him off at the nearest exit and leave him there...thank goodness the boys just took it as a joke and continued on with thier joking and didnt pay anymore attention....
Like William said - spray before venting. Another recent discovery I made about spraying is that the directions actually say to spray for a whole 10 seconds. Well, I've done a lifetime of doing "once around the head" spraying, so according to the directions it's not giving nearly enough power to do the job properly. I've been doing a full 10 second spray and the difference is huge.
Valerie
DS 2005
There is room on this earth for all of God's creatures..
next to the mashed potatoes
When a bathroom has an exhaust fan, I always use it. However, I live in a rental without one. So I leave the window open during warmer months to try to dissipate any smells in the bathroom as well as to dissipate steam from my shower. I also use sprays.
During the colder months, I use sprays, including Body Fantasies. I bought the lavender flavor recently, since I love the smell of lavender. Here's the pic of my fave:
Altho my bathroom window faces the center of the ten-unit complex, I haven't heard any complaints about my poos from any of my neighbors there.
During the colder months, I use sprays, including Body Fantasies. I bought the lavender flavor recently, since I love the smell of lavender. Here's the pic of my fave:
Altho my bathroom window faces the center of the ten-unit complex, I haven't heard any complaints about my poos from any of my neighbors there.
Vicki 
DS (lap) with Dr. Clifford Deveney. Cholecystectomy (lap) with Dr. Clifford Deveney 19 months post-op.
Has not weighed myself since 1/2010. Letting my clothes gauge my progress instead.
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