Thoughts & Life's Mysteries

Butterfly618
on 6/30/10 2:32 am - NJ

Just for Laughs

1. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

2. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

3. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties.

4. Amazing! You hang something in your closet, for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!

5. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!'.....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

6. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

Hope you are all enjoying this beautiful day. Now step away for the computer and go outside for awhile!

"SUCCESS IS A LIFESTYLE, NOT A DIET"
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Highest 325.7lbs Surgery 295lbs Current 244lbs

sesmith
on 6/30/10 2:56 am

Lap Band on 03/11/05

Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it today.

Mary B.
on 6/30/10 4:02 am - Southern, MD

Revision on 01/24/11

I love that 'forget to eat' one. yeah...never in my life can I say I FORGOT to eat!

I would love to go outside...but Im chained to my desk. Its actually out of the 90's today so maybe I can actually have the windows down driving home and get some fresh air!