Ripping off David Letterman...Wolf Style

Top 10 Things I Have Noticed Different After WLS. #10. I am not as moody to Ruth anymore.  In fact I would say SHE is the moody one (runs and hides). #9. Dr.Phil really does have no clue about weight loss does he? #8. Unless I want to look like the Kung Fu Panda the rest of my life I MUST stay away from Chinese food. (damned dumping syndrome) #7. I'M ATTRACTIVE AGAIN (and I am not even half way to goal) #6. I am getting more popular votes now that Clinton and Obama combined. #5. Losing weight really DOES give a man more stamina...just ask my woman. #4. My farts could be the cause of Global Warming. #3. Al Gore made up #4...and Global Warming. #2. Reguardless what anyone says, bubblewrap is so much more fun than foam (do I really have to elaborate here?) and the #1 Thing I Have Noticed Different After WLS..... I HAVE THE BEST ONLINE FRIENDS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan, You just found your new job!! Thank you so much I really needed a good laugh! I have been on this crazy 10 day diet and am ready to almost pull my hair out! I started the  all liquids today and man what a difference! I should be happy I have lost 10lbs on it. LOL Its kicking my a** though! So you see why I need the laugh. I am so happy for all the exciting things that are going with you! Thanks again and God Bless Karla P.S. I hope you and my husband never get together you would have everyone rolling! LOL

That is too funny.  Now I will be thinking of my list all day.  Kind of like that song that won't leave your head.  lol

I loved it! I too believe Al Gore made up global warming, but then that''s just me....I hadn't thought it could be all the OH gas and breath issues instead!! Thank you for being another male on here who offers male insight!! It is so great to have you on here...to help keep this all lighter!!! Hey Wolf,  here is a question....in the liquid stage......could you put  protein in the broth to make like a warm creamy soup??? I mean the unflavored stuff. I have no idea so I'm asking but it sounded like you could and it would be a form of comfort food....Let me know if anyone has done that and was it good.....I'm stocking up on the types of food I will need when I take this leap.... Wolf, thanks for being so fun!   Sherry 

What a wonderful thing to read on this rainy Monday morning (when the scale still hasn't moved dang it!!). Thanks so much for sharing. You Rock!! Cindy

What a neat way to start the morning....I'll add a five down....you'd have to wait for the coffee to brew to get 10.  You'd have to bring me the coffee if you wanted 15.

5. A half naked plate is NOT ugly or scary.

4. I've seen 6 am AND 1 am more often-lots more energy (plus the parrot wakes me up now).

3. After the initial moodiness, I think I'm more patient-I said I THINK I am, don't rush me.....

2. SF/skim Latte IS a Valid protein source and better for you than McD's......

1. Bread is not a requirement to sustain life. (Lattes are, refer to number 2....)

What a toot! I mean hoot! lol I can't wait to read what everyone has to say about their top 10. Can't wait till I am on the loosers bench too.

You are too funny!  My brain does not work that fast on a Monday morning!  I can't have real coffee yet! =( Chinese food make syou dump?  I wonder what it is that makes you do that?  I miss Chinese food but you are making me nervous.  Any idea what is causing the problem? By the way, you were always an attractive guy!  You just feel better about yourself now. Denise

Denise I had the talk about this with Ruth the other day.  I didnt eat very much and stayed away from fried stuff.  She said the sauces they cook the Chinese food in are loaded with sugar.  I only live about 1/4 of a mile from the place and by the time i got home I was in severe pain and vomited for a good 10 minutes.  It was aweful.

Dan, you can get the same sauce effect with soy sauce mixed with ginger/apricot (fruit only jelly stuff) and whatever spices you want.  Much lower sugar, none of the corn syrup crap, and I think it tastes better anyway.

Egg Foo Young is another good choice-the best I ever had was in Lousiana (Egg Foo Young that is).