Bummed a Bit

(deactivated member)
on 7/28/08 12:49 pm

Critics were right-Shark Week this time is a bummer.  It's a bunch of sensational crap thinly disguised as science.  I'll admit it, shark attacks are moribidly fascinating-but having hours of programming about it with endless stories, gory pictures and yadda yadda doesn't really help further anyone's knowledge.

It would be more realistic and helpful to do a "fat week" because more people are in danger from the effects of morbid obesity this year than from the shark.

Think about it-some of you guys don't like sharks (or snakes) but you are not afraid of a twinky or a french fry-and those are the real killers.   Beware the twinky........muwhwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wolf-N- Boots
on 7/28/08 1:02 pm - Tulsa, OK
I am going to have nightmares of the Twinkie's cowboy coming at me humming the JAWS tune now.  Dang it.
(deactivated member)
on 7/28/08 1:38 pm

Or how about a ding dong floating half out of the water....like a little black fin.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

(ok, I don't know if they still make ding dongs, so I will explain they are a black cupcake that is round......)

Just Janice
on 7/28/08 1:59 pm - Houston, TX
OMG, I want a fried twinkie....
(deactivated member)
on 7/28/08 2:23 pm
I've never had a fried twinkie or a fried oreo-I've led a sheltered life.
Just Janice
on 7/28/08 2:31 pm - Houston, TX
Oh you poor dear!  One word for either...FOODGASM...
(deactivated member)
on 7/28/08 11:45 pm

I may go to the fair in Oklahoma this year-first year I've been able to walk around.

I lived near fair park for years-but have never been to the Texas State Fair-even when the company gave us the day off and paid for entrance-I always had work to do (it was during our audit).....or I was too fat to walk far, or some years too crippled.

Is it bad of me to plan on this forum to go to the Okie fair and eat a bite of something evil?  Tough, I'm going to do it anyway....but I have to beware of fried/sugar so it will only be a bite.  I really don't want a dump in the middle of the fairgrounds.

Just Janice
on 7/29/08 12:26 am - Houston, TX
Nah, it isn't evil at all.  We had surgery to be "normal", and well, "normal" folks sometimes induldge.  it is just knowing that mass quantities should not and will not be consumed.

I *love* state fairs...when is the OK one?
(deactivated member)
on 7/29/08 6:38 am
9/11 to 9/21...hope it cools off a bit by then.
cat59
on 7/29/08 1:30 am - Reydon, OK
Ok, you all can dream of fried Twinkies with the Jaws theme. Just let me dream of the best darn french fries in the world made in Reydon America with lard. Greasey, homemade by Marge...best fries. Hands down. Ever. Drenched in ketchup (catsup) and consumed with a large RC. Man, how I miss RC..the Diet Right version just doesn't taste the same. Sigh..

RC Cola

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