OT - Excerpt from the book "Diary of a Mad Fat Girl"
by Stephanie McAfee
Has anyone read this book? I'm only a few pages in and so far it's really funny.
... why doesn’t this gym have a separate area for fat girls? Girls who need to lose a little more than that last five pounds.
That last five pounds. Is that supposed to be some kind of a joke? If I got that close to my ideal weight, I’d throw myself a three-keg pizza party...
At any rate these gym owners need to take a hint from department stores and designate a plus size or a women’s area. We need a place of our own so we don’t offend the Under Armor wearing Bratz packs of the work-out world with our fatassness. I take a moment to fantasize about stretching out on the floor without someone thinking I look like the Michelin Man on a Twister mat...
A Fat Girls Only Work-Out Room.
Throw in a big screen TV and every season of the Biggest Loser and we’re talking about fitness center perfection. Who knows, if I could exercise with other big girls while watching Bob and Jillian work their sadistic magic, I might come to the gym more than once a month. I might turn my flabby body into a Bratz doll, go buy a flat iron, and take a class on how to work those big fancy treadmills.
cheers on the pizza keg party!
Donna