This is a post about farting.

phred
on 3/26/11 1:48 am - CO
When, at lunch, I impressively farted,
The womenfolk quickly departed,
But Dad wasn't riled.
He just looked up and smiled:
"More choke, and I think you'd have started."

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

Tausha P.
on 3/26/11 3:09 am - Fergus Falls, MN
 Hahahahahaha!!!
                    HW: 344 SW: 311 (33 lbs lost in pre-op diet) 
“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.? ~Lao Tzu    
jimbovsg
on 3/26/11 2:22 am
Are you sure you didn't get the DS?

JIMBO...  350lbs! lost!.....  TRIPLE CENTURY CLUB!!  HELL ...YEAH!  
MY  VSG......KICKS ASS!                                                                                                                                                                                      

 I  am   6' 2"    

Jenn H.
on 3/26/11 7:29 am - Portland, OR
I am 3 days post op and all I want to do is let out a huge, relieving fart!  Nothing yet though!

Age: 32 | Ht: 6' | HW: 350 | Pre-op: 330 | SW: 311 | CW: 207 | My Blog: vsgjenn.tumblr.com
    
Monthly loss: 1,-24lb/2,-13lb/3,-11lb/4,-12lb/5,-11lb/6,-14lb/7,-9lb/8,-8lb/9,-7lb/10,-3lb/11,-5lb/12,-10lb/13,-3lb/14,-1

Momager
on 3/26/11 8:57 am
Yep! Me, too! I don't know if it's the added soy and whey protein in foods or just my new system.
  
tshabazz1967
on 3/27/11 12:06 am
Hahahahaha!! I have to say that I'm the Queen of Fartland now. LOL!!! When I'm out walking I'm one with nature.
Most Active
Recent Topics
15 years and I?m back
Maureen K. · 1 replies · 2240 views
runny nose
psren13 · 4 replies · 2400 views
×