I don't smell so good...

Just a warning to not use it until/unless you are eating solid dense protein, and for a new tum just one. Its not an empty stomach sort of thing (it says on the container!).

Happy sweet pits!

Also this, because your tummy is pretty new maybe try this first - get a big puff brush (like for face makeup) and dust your pits with baking soda.

Also - in case you have weirdness about your body smell and worry that anyone else can smell it (which they probably cannot unless they have the bionic nose too) then before oral sex, making a paste of baking soda and water and smooshing it about your labia n setch and letting it sit for just a minute, and then rinsing it REALLY WELL (because not everybody find a big mouth full of baking soda flavored crotch sexy :} ) that will help to ease any weirdness you might have.

Taadum!  A found of nearly useless knowledge, me!

Eh, it's not really a pit or crotch stench though... when I sniff my pits and crotch, they don't smell like much of anything.

The smell is coming from my skin somehow... like oozing from my pores.

I don't know. Maybe I'm just being crazy.

But now, thanks to your wonderful description, I can't get the image of a baking soda flavored crotch out of my mind. Thanks bunches!

Heh.

Yea, its the bionic nose. 

You are welcome! Any time!  Queen of the "You cannot TMI Me, Mofo" strikes again!  :} 

I am running to the store to get my teenage son some digestive enzyme.  LMAO

Look out!  Teenage boys are all ol possumbutt stank - it might eat him alive! 

Dang girl, I can smell your stanky possum ass from here, lol!

the smell could be from being in a "state of ketosis"  i think it is the 51st state...ha ha!  BTW i left a yoo-hoo in my car once it smelled really.....oh!.....wait a minute...never mind...my bad! ha ha ha !

Hey wait!  Ask Jeeyum to smell you, Jimmah will smell anything!!

Oh wait - that's Mikey!

Haha Jimbo!

Is Ketosis somewhere that I can get away from if I click my heels together three times and repeat "there's no smell like home, there's no smell like home, there's no smell like home."