A proper fairy tale ---

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"

The princess said "No!"

And the prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and ****** with cute skinny girls, and hunted and raced cars, and went to naked bars, and dated women half his age, and drank beer, Jack Daniel's, and Captain Morgan, and drank the milk from the box, and never heard *****ing, and went to rock concerts, and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans, and never got cheated on while working, and his family and friends thought he was ******g cool as hell, and he had tons of money, and left the toilet seat up!

The end.