Large Men, Strep Throat and Chocolate..

So Im laid up with Strep.
Feeling like Id rather be dead, my door bell rings and I get up thinking its the ex who is due to drop of the kids from their afternoon visit. I open the door and from my line of veiw all I see is a huge mans chest.... My eyes follow his body up and its the largest man I have even seen. I am just popping my head out the door at this point as I feel like hell and look a ******g mess. He shouts in a very fun happy tone "Hey girl, I know Im big and black but I dont wanna kill you I just wanna sell you some chocolate." I was so ******g tempted after not eating for days but I resisted the urge to indulge. I probably would have thrown it up anyway right. Ugh... I said "Im sorry Im really sick, I cant" He replied "what could make you feel better than chocolate" I said "skinny baby skinny" and closed my door and walked away....  Chalk one for sickie Jen...

If anyone would care to come hand feed me ice chips Id be forever grateful....

"Hey girl, I know Im big and black but I dont wanna kill you I just wanna sell you some chocolate."

OMG that was THE funniest thing I've ever heard! I think I want to marry him!

OMG! That is greatness!!! Sorry you feel awful but you look great!! Thanks for the laugh :)

 Too funny!  Feel Better Soon!

Jenn, as you know, I live very close to you.  If you need anything, let me know.  Feel better soon. 

Sorry you are sick but thats a great story! Get well soon!

Even with you feelin' all tore up, you look gorgeous!! Haha!!

 For the laugh I might have felt it was worth buying the chocolate in order to give it away lol.

Awesome story .. feel better soon!

LOL... awesome story. Nothing worse than being sick in in the summer in Cali. hope you don't live in So Cal. It is really HOT here.Hope you feel better soon.