Twinkies No More !!!!
News Flash..... looks like we put Hostess out of business !!!!
No more Twinkies, Cupcakes, Snowballs, Pies, Ding Dongs, Ho Ho's, Donettes, Suzy Q's, Zingers and Wonder Bread !!!!!
Look what happens.... we stop eating that stuff and sales go down !!!!
It is sad to see an American company like this go down..... but if future generations never know what Ding Dong's and Ho Ho's are all about..... maybe for the best !!!
frisco
SW 338lbs. GW 175lbs. Goal in 11 months. CW 148lbs. WL 190lbs.
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OH I don't know about that - all my skinny relative & friends, most especially my Mom at 87, LIVES off this stuff. And my oldest granddaughter's fiance's Dad drives the delivery truck - so my Mom has a freezer full! We are hte home town of Krispy Kreme Donuts too...thank goodness I don't eat any of these things - I'm like my Dad was, give me meat, taters, and bread at every meal!!! OOPPSS...until now of course!!!
Used to be everytime that "hot doughnuts now" sign lit up my ass was like a magnet to it!!! But NO MORE!!!! Now my challenge is Moravian cookies, but so far so good!! 
as long as there are state fairs, there will be twinkies... gotta deep fry 'em!!!
seriously -- hostess is going to sell off their brands, and someone will take up the twinkie gauntlet.... i heard on NPR tonite that if hostess had made any attempt to update their image, we'd be seeing twinkie flavored vodka.....
(and OT -- the company may be blaming the union for their demise, but when you give your CEO a 300% pay raise, and raise your top execs' salaries by 75%-80% AFTER you have hired your restructuring attorneys, can you blame your workforce if they have a problem with taking a pay cut?? seriously?)
To live would be an awfully big adventure -- Peter Pan
This is my plan on surviving the next four years. Stay away from all news channels and political sites and read things like this instead.
BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little *******
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES>
1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got
married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century>
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:
Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
And this is my plan for the next four years, anytime anyone so much as mentions our government, I am pulling out the jokes. If you can't cry you might as well laugh there isn't much else left to do. So now you have all been warned, bring up politics and deal with my sense of humor. Mention the Presidents name at your own risk.
