SEX!

Sorry but these things are important. How long after surgery was it before you were able to do it? Thanks

Ok so I am getting sleeved today but I asked this question of my bariatric nurse.  He said that whenever I feel like it.  If it hurts, change positions or stop.

Varies by person, but not too long.  I don't remember when exactly but pretty sure it was less than 2 weeks.  

2 weeks for me.

can your ***** do the dog? ...... sorry an old fav from an old punk band I love The Cramps...Lux Interior RIP!! 

 ...YES SEX ....VERY IMPORTANT to us ADULT animals  ....no need to apologize!  physiological function like the air we breathe, need for food to live, water for thirst, need to eliminate ....so yes important!!

 VSG improved my sex life 75% ...Caveman agrees

Post VSG It depends so much on how you are feelin, how your post op recovery goes....hopefully when your ready ya have a patient considerate lover who is mindful of weightbaring, takes cues/direction from YOU 

I was ready to pop by 2 weeks.out (helped horndog Caveman ..together 35 years.. was in NM for 1.5 weeks of my 2 week post op recovery in SoCal..before I got the clear to come home)

****** at 3 weeks ...I was so nervous about that ..like I might bust open a stitch, cause a leak, my head would explode...lmao!! ....I even posted on the Sex Forum here on OH I was sooo scared to have one, three, eight ,-)  What a waste of energy worry'n about havin em...so HAVE ONE, or MANY  when you're ready..just HAVE EM!! good for YOU!!

Oral ....whenever you...HE ,-)  is up to it  ..Heads up ...IV antibiotics in hospital  oral thrush/vaginal yeast issues soon follow ...some VSGrs get em..men and women...a/bs KILL bacteria only...but yeast/fungus microbiota like candida aren't affected...an explosion of em manifests where they live not only skin...but entrances and exits..can be transmitted.

 Anal....wait  a few 3 months maybe.

When the weight comes off ........tell him to get in a nap EVERYDAY...he'll need one!  We go into a manic driven sex drive 4 months out maybe....all hormonal ...lost a bunch of weight fast n furious, ^^confidence,  mobility, agility,  crapload of attention, feelin better sexy than we have in a long long long while ....so heads up during this phase.... jealous/insecure partners appear outta nowhere! ..you may have more to do with it...than even you think you do.  This phase does pass...it does settle down, balance out...hopefully not too much damage done in the interim

I never expected in all my years...that I would pinch our plumbers ass, be so flirtatious unknowingly (?), get hit on by old goats in clubs with Caveman standing right next to me! See this rock idiot..Im TAKEN...now YOU taken a hike! lol

We're sendin out messages! maybe pheromones...like a cat in heat lmao!!   We're not invisible no more...people are more attentive, kind ...we in turn more engaged, and kind too! It can get creepy esp if this attention from men is unsolicited. again we have more to do with it than we think we do!   Im walkin down the street with shorts up my ass and a cami top .....will get comments from men....and wonder WHY? get pissed off....stoopid !!

but one good thing tho as soon as I/they turn around ...one look at me with my prune-face...makes em wanna bite their tongues off cuz Im old enough to be their grandma or at least their step mom!! lmao.....anonymous wolf whistles tho are aok in my book

n with the ^^ mobility and all throughout this SECOND CHANCE to get it right! EXERCISE becomes sooo important for so many things...its not about just "dieting" post op.... men aren't the ONLY ones that get horny after a workout. Us gals do too.  For me exercise makes me either hungry or horny....the latter definately lower cal ,-)  must be those endorphins, dopamine...sumthin who knows....

so to finish up this novel 

HEADS UP HEADS UP HEADS UP!!  VSG is in session...are YOU present! 

My doc said whenever you feel up to it.  Hubby made me ask :)  I think it was a week for us.

My hospital release instructions said 2 weeks... but it's now been 3 weeks and my DH is a wee bit scared. I on the other hand am READY!

I waited 3 weeks, but the pain from my sore abs was still pretty intense because I'm an active participant (), so I waited another 3 after that. My poor hubby....

Whenever you want it and if something doesn't feel comfortable, stop and get into a different position.  Wait until you are out of the hospitals, the nurses practically insist on that one.  :)