NSFs: Non-scale Fails

Chrissy W.
on 2/14/14 8:25 am - Indianapolis, IN

VSG on 07/01/13

I hadn't even thought of that! I was just stuck on the fact that a few of them are not eligible to be resized :( Good call, thanks!

VSG 7/1/13 with Dr. Jack Rutledge 28 y/o female - 5'10" - HW: 298 - GW: 174 - SW: 290 (-8) - M1: 262 (-28) - M2: 247 (-15) - M3: 235 (-12) - M4: 228 (-7 ~First Stall: almost 2 wks~) - M5: 218 (-10) - M6: 209 (-9) - M7: 199 (-10) Onederland on 1/31 - M8: 196 (-3) 100 lb total loss on 2/2 - M9: 192.6 (-3.4) - M10: 188.6 (-4) - M11: 182 (-6.6) - M12: 175.6 (-6.4) - M13: 173.8 (-1.8) CW (7/8/15): 167 - GOAL reached in 1 Year and 25 Days! - TOTAL WL - 131 lbs

GingerJen
on 2/14/14 8:16 am

VSG on 03/07/14

Lol! It is so important to laugh at ourselves!!

37 y/o female 5'8" HW 355 consult 329 SW (3/7/2014)301 CW 168 goal 170

M1- 26 M2- 14 M3- 15 M4 -13 M5 -16 M6-12 M7-2 M8-5 M9-6 M10-8 M11-1 M12-5 M13-10 Goal reached 4/5/15 total lost 187 lbs total; 133 in the 13 months since surgery

Chrissy W.
on 2/14/14 8:21 am - Indianapolis, IN

VSG on 07/01/13

I'll add a BIG one for me!

NSF: Putting on your "cute jeans" only to find that they are so droopy in the rear that you suddenly look like you should be in a hip hop video... Note: NOT CUTE. Good luck catching a man with that melted ass.

VSG 7/1/13 with Dr. Jack Rutledge 28 y/o female - 5'10" - HW: 298 - GW: 174 - SW: 290 (-8) - M1: 262 (-28) - M2: 247 (-15) - M3: 235 (-12) - M4: 228 (-7 ~First Stall: almost 2 wks~) - M5: 218 (-10) - M6: 209 (-9) - M7: 199 (-10) Onederland on 1/31 - M8: 196 (-3) 100 lb total loss on 2/2 - M9: 192.6 (-3.4) - M10: 188.6 (-4) - M11: 182 (-6.6) - M12: 175.6 (-6.4) - M13: 173.8 (-1.8) CW (7/8/15): 167 - GOAL reached in 1 Year and 25 Days! - TOTAL WL - 131 lbs

Sparklekitty, Science-Loving Derby Hag
on 2/14/14 8:26 am

RNY on 08/05/19

This is why Nair is your best buddy. It smells nasty as hell, but at least you don't slice yourself to ribbons in the process!

I've got clothes that fit and I'm not totally hormonal today, but I obviously can't eat much, so hubby and I are staying in, cooking dinner (I'm making him a steak and cutting off about 2oz for me, LOL), and then settling in for a long night of Xbox in our PJ's.

Sparklekitty / Julie / Nerdy Little Secret (#42)
Roller derby - cycling - triathlon
VSG 2013, RNY conversion 2019 due to GERD. Trendweight here!

71dart
on 2/14/14 8:49 am

VSG on 08/06/12 with

NSF: Making love to your Valentine and your loose skin makes that slapping sound.

Oh, and don't even think of posting humor or satire on general discussion forum lest ye be slapped around like loose skin on a VSG patient's ass when making love.

Scribbler
on 2/14/14 8:52 am

Unfortunately, humor, satire, and sarcasm are my main means of communication. I'm not a bad girl - I just type that way. I suppose I'm doomed to fail on these boards.

Atl_Gadget_Grrl but u
can call me Charlotte
on 2/14/14 9:00 am

VSG on 06/12/13

Sleeved 6/12/13 - 100 pounds lost to get to goal!

michael "I didn't do
it!" w
on 2/14/14 9:41 am - Festus, MO

VSG on 12/18/13

umm, yeah :)

HW: 495 Consult: 390 SW: 361 CW: 289

aimz822
on 2/15/14 1:00 pm - Caledonia, NY

Revision on 01/14/14

Oh that just made me shoot tea out of my nose! That sound was also first identified by me running up the stairs in only a t-shirt one night. It was really loud!!!

http://www.band2banana.blogspot.com Surgery Date: Jan. 14, 2014