just read this and wanted to share

Maryellen R.
on 3/27/11 3:17 am - Sayville, NY
 
With more and more older people texting and sending IM's I felt that there was a need for "STC"...Senior Texting Codes. So see the comment below for a list of Texting Codes for seniors...I hope this helps

ATD - At the Doctor's 
BFF - Best Friends Funeral 
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair 
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth 
CBM - Covered by Medicare 
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center 
DWI - Driving While Incontinent 
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers 
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was 
FYI - Found Your Insulin 
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low 
GHA - Got Heartburn Again 
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement 
HASMG -Has anyone seen my glasses? 
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On? 
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out 
LOL - Living on Lipitor 
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On 
OHASM - Oh, having another senior moment 
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner 
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas 
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up! 
TTYL -Talk to You Louder 
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? 
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again 
WTP - Where's the Prunes 
WWI -Where was I? 
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil 
WWWJTA -What were we just talking about? 
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
Maryellen
To visit LIPO (Long Island Post Ops) bariatric support group website click here: www.liponation.org

"WLS is a journey, not a destination (don't get comfortable) ... it's a road that we must travel daily to succeed".  Faith Thomas

visit my blog at theessenceofmaryellen.com/

karianne
on 3/27/11 3:28 am - Marlborough, MA
Revision on 04/05/12
LMFAO, that is some funny **** I have to share this with my co-workers!!!!

HW-244, SW-234, CW-207
4/8/04 Lap-band-Goal weight for 5 yrs, Tummy Tuck 6/23/08
Lap-band Leak 4/2011, Revision to Gastric Bypass 4/5/12

    
Kenyatta W.
on 3/27/11 3:31 am - Indianapolis, IN
RNY on 01/07/13
LMAOOOO.....

So funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!

~Kenyatta"....Nothing never changes itself, Unless YOU make it...."
   

                          HW: 305 SW: 272 CW: 150  GW: 150

              BMI Finally in Over Weight range..... ECSTATIC!!!!!

                    

 

 

                                                                              

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

    

    

   

        

   

   

    

    

   

   

        

        

    

Kate -True Brit
on 3/27/11 4:42 am - UK

Wonderful!!  Kate

Highest 290, Banded - 248   Lowest 139 (too thin!). Comfort zone 155-165.

Happily banded since May 2006.  Regain of 28lbs 2013-14.  ALL GONE!

But some has returned! Up to 175, argh! Off we go again,

   

strawberryblondie
on 3/27/11 7:09 am - Virginia Beach, VA
Too funny!!!
martitalinda
on 3/27/11 7:55 am
 Thanx for the laugh... I LOVE IT!!! Copying and sharing it with friends too.... wayyy too funny!!!!

View more of my photos at ObesityHelp.com

autumnsiggy2RNY 2/5/07 no regain having implemented lifestyle changes....

 

Cgarri1028
on 3/27/11 10:31 am - Tualatin, OR
This is hysterical!
julez
on 3/28/11 12:38 am - Franklin, OH
love it!
Norma 1010
on 3/29/11 1:15 am - Pflugerville, TX
How funny, love it. Thanks for sharing.............

NORMA

WITH GOD, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

HW:   317 lbs
GW:   180 lbs
CW:   285

                                    

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