Rant n' Rave Friday

Rant...

How did I get this broke?

i betcha you're wealthy in all the ways that count!  i'll say it for you nini:  if this heffa don't shut da ____ up!

Just came back from lunch with sunshenyn (can't spell that sistah's name for shiot) so anyway we go to this soul food resturant and why was my dumb azz ordering all kinda of shiot! 

I am so mad that I couldn't eat 1/4th of WTF I ordered...sometimes this surgery shiot is over rated..sistah would just love to ******' eat!! Dammit!!

Yeah I am still mad about it...meatloaf, cabbage, mac and cheese, yams (instant dump stuff there) mashed taters..and a glass of wine... it was going to be heaven pure heaven I tell ya!! Now all this mess sittin' up in a doggie bag ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Just one day I wanna eat!!! 

 

 

Now, Ro,

What we have here is a failure of communicaton:  between ur eyes and ur stomach. 

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!

I know I know.... I am still mad about it!! 

I hate that I even do this to myself... I really am!! 

ro, sometimes we just wannit ALL right???  on valentine's weekend i came home with our favorite cake from our favorite bakery.  i realized i was staring when the bf opened the box and took a hunk outta the side of it, no plate, just went from the knife to his gullet.  i was so [mad/jealous/covetous] i started bawlin he said what the worl is wrong with you??  he tryna be sensitive, then i blurted/shouted:  i have CAKE ENVY, put it down NOW!!!!    he said  and ran off (with the cake)

*gape* *phase* bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dayummmm no you didn't cry!!

 

I don't usually put my personal stuff on this board...but this BS right here...

My son and his wife...

And that's all I have to say!!! ((without blowing a freakin' gasket!!! ))

Have a great weekend, everyone!!!

DD

My fiancee and I broke up yesterday. It was a mutual break up, but why is everyone acting like it's the end of the world and I'm just sitting here in he house crying and not knowing what to do with my life anymore. It's not like he left me stranded with 4 kids to raise on my own. I have no kids and now I have no man and I enjoy being me. All this do is help me become more focused on me. It's just irritating for everyone acting like I'm just dying or something.

Why are Friday work days so daggone long. 
Why I have no clue what was taught today in training and on Monday I gotta go out on the line and practice with real live clients.  I guess everyone is getting either approved or denied they food stamps on Monday.
Why does my child have to complain everytime we eat something other than McDonald's.
Why oh why is my child support check 2 weeks late and the stupid folks had over an hour wait time trying to burn up all my damn daytime minutes.
And why is the stupid state of Cali so effed up we're on furloughs and my check is missing $200.  Man I wish I could move to another state where its cheaper to live and every county and state employee is not on furloughs.