Who would you be???

Aiight, aiight...
 
Now that we've gotten all of the daily good mornings and whatnot out of the way, here's something  silly and fun  that I want y'all to try:

If you could be a superhero or supervillan, who/what would you be?

Superhero name:  Capt. Nipple-Likka
Wear a cape: Yes
Special powers:  Can spot a woman with a beautiful set of boobies from far, far away.
Hero or villan: Villan
Enemy: Supa-Blackwoman
Why?: She doesn't take any mess.

Don't be all lame like you can't think of one.  Express yourself!

Superhero name:  Angel Star
Wear a cape: Yes
Special powers:  Can throw whiny men into a deep sleep until they get over it (naps always work with my 5 year old)
Hero or villan: Hero for all women
Enemy: B*tch ass men
Why?: Because there is only room for one B*tch in a relationship

Very good and thanks for playing along.  I like that last line a lot.

Why?: Because there is only room for one B*tch in a relationship

That's a good one "ktjajj"

Thanks Pearl

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

OMG, I was gonna say the same ****  You took my hero.

You stoopid. 

(insert witty comment here to mask the fact that I'm trying to think up MY own superhero!)

Superhero name: Inspector Wootie da Cutie
Wear a cape: No, a short, sexy trench coat with a big magnifying glass
Special powers:  Sniffin' out plots & schemes that teenage boys think go unnoticed - like alllllll the *****rdered from DirecTV PPV at $10.99 a pop!
Hero or villan: Patron saint to pissed off mothers errrr'where!
Enemy: Silly teenage boys who don't know how to cover their motherhumpin' tracks.
Why?: Because ain't nobody getting a nut in my house unless they're putting something toward the mortgage.  (TMI?)