my WOW moment!

What it do my bafers,

So I saw some jeans in my closet today that I never saw before and I was like"who's are these?" My husband was like,"I don't know"and I said,"well I know they ain't mine,not a damn 16!"  So he reminded me that my sister had just recently given me a bag full of clothes and I was like oh yeah, so I just threw them to the side and said well I will be able to fit 'em soon.  

I soon realized I was running late and couldn't find any of my size 18's and I wasn't about to put on no 20's soI said well **** it won't hurt to try it on and see just how far I have left before I can fit 'em. They went up over my thighs and I was happy and said I know they ain't gone get over these hips. They did and I was like oh **** then I said well I know I won't be able to zip them....and I did!  Man I ran downstairs and told e'rybody.  My ass was looking so good in them babies that is my wow moment for the day.I have got to go out tonight and show off in my 16's.
Everyone have a blessed weekend!