Twig arms and stalks for legs and spaniels ears for tits.

Amy Farrah Fowler
on 5/9/11 11:48 am
 I can so relate. 

Yesterday, in honor of a squirrel that was stupid enough zip mere feet in front of us, my GERIATRIC dog pulled me down and dragged me 15-20 feet. 
Rena H.
on 5/9/11 9:20 pm - Spokane, WA
 
HW - 395 / SW - 358 / GW - 150

"Just Elizabeth "
on 5/9/11 11:47 pm - Houston, TX
Ah yes! There is a squirrel that comes over and walks along the top of the fence. I am convinced that he only does it to taunt my sister's chihauhaus. I'm also convinced that he got the crap scared out of him the first time Fuzzy Butt went racing out there after him.


Elizabeth                                                      
Back in the U.S.A.


"I have lost the lumbering hulk that I once was.  I don't hide behind my clothes or behind my door.  I am part of life's rich tapestry not an observer."  Kirmy

        
                                                                                    
 

dtabor5
on 5/9/11 11:48 am
I am so sorry Kirmy.... I can't stop laughing!!!! I understand completely but never heard it put just like that!!!

Denise
      

Denise T.
My Angel is MAJORMOM!!!

 MY DS!!!!
I see stupid people everywhere!!!
        
sassyjonz
on 5/9/11 12:56 pm - Atlanta, GA
This whole thread is hysterical and Kirmy...YOU are a freakin' comic GENIUS!!!! You are so spot on about the skin stuff. 

"My arse is a melt movie in action slithering out from under my knickers to slap my thighs like sausages." LMAO!!!! I could not have said it better myself!!!! Genius!!!!!

Lia


Starting weight & height: 265/5' 8.5; Goal weight: 160; Current weight: 155

Rena H.
on 5/9/11 9:21 pm - Spokane, WA
oh kirm,

hahahah you completely crack my flabby ass up!
HW - 395 / SW - 358 / GW - 150

"Just Elizabeth "
on 5/9/11 11:50 pm - Houston, TX
Oh sweetie. I understand completely. There were a couple of times in Kuwait that I had to go to the neighbors to have them open jars for me. I'm still sure that the pay off is completely worth it.


Elizabeth                                                      
Back in the U.S.A.


"I have lost the lumbering hulk that I once was.  I don't hide behind my clothes or behind my door.  I am part of life's rich tapestry not an observer."  Kirmy

        
                                                                                    
 

adkmtngirl
on 5/9/11 11:56 pm - Brant Lake, NY
 LOL Kirmy! I'm not there yet, but thanks for the heads up. 

My daughter alwasy comes home from school to ask if there are any "Kirmy" posts, especially if she's had a bad day. You always manage to make the two of us laugh. Thanks!
Kristina
       
 
(deactivated member)
on 5/10/11 12:43 am

lmao!! I'll never look at my armpits the same again. Between having an old fashioned C Section scar and my DS scar, if I align them just right it looks like the Guinness Book of ass cracks, albiet a tad crooked. I'm pretty proud of it actually.

2bee.or.not2bee
on 5/10/11 10:35 pm
 I can't wait!! 
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