Yo Caprice!

You were right AGAIN!

Oh well, I don't have to watch another uneducable one kill themselves. No skin off my nose.

Signed, the MEEEEEEEEEENIE FRIEND

Did the OP block you too?
Chad's right, the dude's fascination with drinking his vitamins is a bit,..... odd.  (Truth be told, Chad is right a lot of the time too.  Of course, he doesn't fart unicorns and rainbows like I do.  So that makes me more specialer.)

Signed, the friend of the MEEEEEEEEEEENIE FRIEND

Do you harvest your fartzes to supply your habit?



BL, also a *BFM and friend to some

*beyag fayat meaniey

Yup. That's okay, he can go rot his bones and get his ass kissed by the lonely hearts club on FB.

Oh, I must have missed something good.

OOOOOoooo, can I join the club?  I can fart in pastel colors!

ACTUALLY, since I'm a "winter" and all, my farts tend toward the "royal colored" end of the spectrum.  Frankly, pastels are a little weak for me.  So, if you'd be interested in working on the more vibrant colors, fart-wise, I suppose I could admit you to the club.

After my husband's 60th birthday party last week, which involved black cream cheese accent frosting on the cake, I received reports from attendees that black frosting -> vibrant green poop.  I can also confirm this from the bite that my 7 month old granddaughter had of cake with black frosting - which re-emerged the next day in spectacular fashion - all the way up her back and down her legs, in Technicolor.  Her mom (my stepdaughter) was not amused, but I was.

So if you want the green fart palette, black cream cheese frosting will do it for you.

Oh hell no. YOU have to be the strong one and go along with the pretense that the rewritten history is the REAL history. Bite your tongue clean off, but confirm the lies.

Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't quote the stupid turd more often.